Just a warning to anyone buying gas at the Exxon Station in Hoboken, NJ right before the Lincoln Tunnel.
Okay. So usually when I buy gas, I like to just ask for the gas, pay and leave. Normal, right?
Tonight though, I got the lucky opportunity to PAY my harasser for his talent of OPENING MY FUCKING DOOR AND TRYING TO GET CLOSER. To which of course I pushed him out, slammed my door and locked it while he continued to pull on the door handle and knock on the window while my gas was continuing to pump and make gross kissy faces at me. When I had to pay, I practically throw the money out the window, to which he makes another gross face at me and says, "What? No tip?!" and then tries to open my door again, but I peel out and drive away.
Unfuckingbelievable. I don't remember if I called up Exxon or not the next day, this all happened a while ago and I just found this draft saved away.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Back Fat Liposuction and Labiaplasty
Yes! Now all of the thin ladies who still struggle with their horrible bra back fat now have some semblance of hope!! And there's only a scar on your bra-line, EXCELLENT!!! And while we're at it, let's just clip off some labia too! No person will ever have sex these days with anything less than a DESIGNER VAGINA!!!
Cosmetic surgery kind of bothers me. I think that in a life saving situation, then it's fine, but something as silly as back fat or labial reconstructive surgery is kind of pushing it. I guess it's fine if you have a serious problem, but it's more of the pressure to have a perfect body to the point of going under the knife that is a little frightening.
Everyone has some back fat, so I don't really care if I have some. Plus usually if it's a problem then just get a bigger bra band. No more pinching/back rolls!
The labiaplasty does hit harder on a personal level though. The only images people see (other than the real thing, of course) are of perfect porn stars with perfect vaginas. Most women don't have completely symmetrical labias, myself included. For the most part, I wouldn't want anyone to see my vagina who wouldn't accept me for not having a "perfect looking" vagina. But I'm not going to lie and say that the thought hasn't crossed my mind that someone might be judging my parts!
I think that the most important thing is to have bodily acceptance. Especially as a woman, it's hard to be happy when you and other people are constantly critisizing every little thing about your body. (weight issues are a whole new slew of posts to come!)
I'll keep my back fat and asymmetrical vagina in the meantime, thanks.
Cosmetic surgery kind of bothers me. I think that in a life saving situation, then it's fine, but something as silly as back fat or labial reconstructive surgery is kind of pushing it. I guess it's fine if you have a serious problem, but it's more of the pressure to have a perfect body to the point of going under the knife that is a little frightening.
Everyone has some back fat, so I don't really care if I have some. Plus usually if it's a problem then just get a bigger bra band. No more pinching/back rolls!
The labiaplasty does hit harder on a personal level though. The only images people see (other than the real thing, of course) are of perfect porn stars with perfect vaginas. Most women don't have completely symmetrical labias, myself included. For the most part, I wouldn't want anyone to see my vagina who wouldn't accept me for not having a "perfect looking" vagina. But I'm not going to lie and say that the thought hasn't crossed my mind that someone might be judging my parts!
I think that the most important thing is to have bodily acceptance. Especially as a woman, it's hard to be happy when you and other people are constantly critisizing every little thing about your body. (weight issues are a whole new slew of posts to come!)
I'll keep my back fat and asymmetrical vagina in the meantime, thanks.
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